Honorable Mention:
Larry Johnson, SF, UNLV:
This is only an honorable mention as I don't know if this was for a post draft photo shoot or the actual draft day.Either way the '90s were a bad time.
10. Bobby Jackson, G, Minnesota
Not a completely terrible idea, execution was lacking however.
9. Maurice Taylor, PF, Michigan
Teal bruh? And with pinstripes? Wooo! Like I said earlier, the '90s were a rough time for us all.
8. Drew Gooden, PF, Kansas
They call you "The Goods." This sir is most certainly not good.
7. Peja Stojakovic, SF, Yugoslavia
"What is this velvet?" David Stern asked incredulously |
6. Tim Thomas, SF, Villanova
A tailor can be your best friend Tim.
5. Glenn Robinson, SF, Purdue
What in the name of Dolemite Hell is this? He looks like he ought to be hustling someone in a pool hall.
4. Jalen Rose, PG, Michigan
3. Erick Dampier, C, Mississippi St.
Speaking of red...
2. Karl Malone, PF, Louisiana Tech
1. Samaki Walker, PF, Louisville
The undisputed champion of bad draft night suits is here. I don't know how to describe this except for to say Bishop Don Juan would be proud. This suit reminds me of something that the old wrestler The Godfather would wear. Don't know him, here he is:
Pimpin' ain't easy man! |
Well folks glad I was able to satiate your need for random and somewhat pointless information. To my basketball geeks enjoy the draft and to the rest of you get on our level.
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