Jack Swagger vs Baron Corbin
Winner: Baron Corbin (I guess)
Curt Hawkins vs TBD
I'm actually a fan of Curt Hawkins but this new Chuck Norris-esque gimmick is quite confusing. If he comes out spouting crazy facts but is actually delusional and keeps getting squashed it could be funny. I do think he is too good of a wrestler for that to happen but hey who knows. Frankly I think he could be used as a great addition to the tag team division. I'm sure Joey Mercury can team up with him and still take a bump.
Nikki Bella vs Carmella
|That can't be good for the neck.|
So this has not been a bad feud to get Nikki Bella back into the swing of things. Pitting her against Carmella makes story line sense the way it was presented and has turned her into baby face simply by being on the ass end of a few ass kickings. That said, it's been so one sided that I imagine Nikki will go over here and thus begin her inevitable heel turn against Becky Lynch which is essentially a rite of passage for all women wrestlers these days.
Winner: Nikki Bella
Randy Orton vs Bray Wyatt
Winner: Bray Wyatt
The Miz vs Dolph Ziggler (Intercontinental Championship or Ziggler's Career)
|Thankfully this is not the scheduled match for Sunday.|
Winner: The Miz
Heath Slater and Rhyno vs The Usos (tag Team Championship)
|You guys deserve all the cheese and crackers.|
First off let me say I am extremely shocked that I am saying this but I am loving Heath Slater and Rhyno. They play off each other so well and I think it's amazing that Heath Slater after getting squashed for years is finally getting his shine. That said the evil Usos are just too damn hot to not get the title on them and it pains me to say this but having American Alpha chase them for the title is a much more compelling story line.
Winner: The Usos
Alexa Bliss vs Becky Lynch (SmackDown Women's Championship)
Now this is going to be an entertaining match. From a technical stand point few can hang with Becky Lynch. And I dare say she throws possibly the best t-bone suplex male or female in the WWE.
Alexa Bliss in her new Harley Quinn inspired gimmick is close to moving to 3rd string bae behind Bayley (Sasha Banks will always be # 1) and has the perfect mannerisms of a disgusted heel. Because the title is so new and Alexa is still not quite there I think Becky wins and sets herself up for a heel turn from Nikki Bella.
Winner: Becky Lynch
John Cena vs Dean Ambrose vs AJ Styles
I have never been a fan of John Cena. In the ring the guy is dynamite, but his personality was just too cheesy and corny. Now he is being this kind of shitty guy while still being a face and it kind of works. Dean Ambrose has gone from being this super wacky guy to deliriously unhinged in the same mold as Brian Pillman which works for me as well.
|Please break the skull mask from Japan out.|
As for the face that runs the place AJ Styles...he has been maybe the best wrestler in the world since leaving TNA. I expect this to be the match of the night in all honesty. I expect AJ Styles to keep the title as he is just too on fire currently and has never been more popular.
Winner: AJ Styles
Well there you have it wrestling fans, surely by the law of averages all of these can't be wrong.