Ladies and gentleman the college football season has ended and it is now time for the first annual Chocolate Puma awards for outstanding achievement in the field of excellence.
Play of the year:
Nelson Rosario with the one handed grab that probably was the only good thing this whole season at UCLA.
Game of the year:
Was there a chance it was gonna be any other game? Sweet mercy.
Montee Ball: Wisconsin
38 touchdowns? That’ll do pig.
Justin Blackmon: Oklahoma St.
He played like a young Chocolate Puma this season. 113 receptions, over 1,300 receiving yards and 15 tds. Just an amazing season.
Come on dawg, you knew I was gonna say the Honey Badger. Don’t even trip.
Best QB and Player of the year:
I am combining the award because it’s the same damn person. All season I have been touting the awesomeness of RG3 and damn it if my faith hasn’t been rewarded with him winning the Heisman trophy although I think he’ll find the Chocolate Puma award for Player of the Year to be much more prestigious than the Heisman. Enjoy that $15 gift card to Home Depot that comes with my award. You’ve earned it!