NAME: ARTHUR DARSEAN SMITH
POSITION: OFFENSE/DEFENSE LINEMAN /TACKLE
The massive child whose stats are listed above is my young nephew. Yes, the same nephew who I used to sling around and changed his pamper as a baby is now a massive man-child. He plays his first game tomorrow and I gotta say I am as nervous and as happy as can be. I only wish I was there but you better believe I will be making my way down there to see my big homie play against the best Mississippi has to offer. Jeez, looking at the photo is not making me feel good about my chances if I get challenged to a physical feat.
There. Much better. Good luck nephew!