Well as the great wrestling announcer Jim Ross would say, business has certainly picked up since the last time I posted here. In that time, I went from being the confused parent to an infant to the confused parent of a one month old dynamo and let me tell you the ride has been great.
|Very cautiously agreeing to be interviewed.|
It is in this spirit that I had a sit-down conversation with the Chocolate Cub to see how month one has been treating him.
Chocolate Puma: Thanks for taking the time out of your busy schedule to speak with me on the record.
Chocolate Cub: Anytime, I’ve just become aware of your works, also just became aware I can shove all my fingers in my mouth. How crazy is that?
CP: I’m gonna ask that you not do that, you just ate son.
CC: Deal with it old man.
CP: I like your attitude.
CC: Where do you think I get it from? (Finger points at me)
CP: You’re gonna make a brown man blush. First question, how you enjoying your set up.
CC: Much more room than I’m accustomed to!
(We both laugh intensely)
|Here he is practicing his falsetto.|
CC: In all seriousness, it’s great, sweet bed, sweet room, and I’m a big fan of that thing in the corner.
CP: The rocking chair?
CC: Don’t judge me, I’ve been here a month.
CP: Won’t happen again.
CC: Overall though the time spent here as been amazing. Slobbering on your face, dancing to some Stevie Wonder have all been just amazing. I'm particularly a fan of the diaper time playlist.
|"Captain America is Hydra? Whoa."|
CP: What can I say kid, I love music? Well son I say we read this Captain America Secret Empire and then head to bed.
CC: Splendid. What are we drinking tonight?
CP: Whiskey for me, formula for you.
CC: Oh. Snap. Son.
Well there you have it. Just a brief sit down with the mini gentleman of leisure who currently runs our household. This is possibly the first of many interviews with the Cub. Hopefully he refrains from profanity laced tirades but no guarantees.