As you all may have surmised, young Puma here is a massive fan of the professional wrestling. I could care less that people call it immature or will yell it’s fake. I. Don’t. Care. Now that we got that out the way, this Sunday there is a little pay-per-view this Sunday and I have decided to give you a little bit of my predictions.
Kicking off Clash of Champions we have:
Alicia Fox vs. Nia Jax:
This is going to be a bloodbath. Nia Jax is going to beat Alicia Fox (who is woefully underrated). I mean I get it; you have to build up Nia Jax as a monster heel but how about feeding her more local talent. The women’s roster is a little thin so Foxy is going to have to be the one to take this beat-down.
Winner: Nia Jax
T.J. Perkins vs THE Brian Kendrick (Cruiserweight Championship):
TJ Perkins shocked everyone and won the inaugural Cruiserweight Classic and is thus our Champion of the division. Kendrick is the returning wily vet willing to do anything to keep his run alive. I would love to pick Kendrick as the dabbing Perkins while a very good wrestler just kind of annoys me but it’s too early to have a title change to a newly minted belt. So Perkins will win this. As a side-note, the true star of this division is going to be Cedric Alexander.
Winner: TJ Perkins
Cesaro vs Sheamus:
In the best of seven series where the winner gets a title shot we are currently tied at three wins each. In the ring Sheamus is always going to give you a solid match, his personality annoys the crap out of you but damn it I guess that's what a good heel does. Cesaro who should be a world champion has been accused of not having personality but no one can do the things the Swiss Superman does. If they are smart Cesaro comes out on top because a feud with him and either Kevin Owens or Rusev would be gold.
Rusev vs Roman Reigns (United States Championship)
Sami Zayn vs Chris Jericho:
|They bear a striking resemblance...|
Winner: Sami Zayn
Charlotte vs Sasha Banks vs Bayley (Women's Championship)
This may be one of the best women's matches in modern history. It certainly has the potential to be. Charlotte is probably the second best heel on the entire roster, Sasha Banks is bae (sorry Kari) and there may not be a better babyface and backup bae than Bayley.
|Destined to do this forever.|
Gallows and Anderson vs The New Day (Tag Team Championship)
Winner: Gallows and Anderson
Seth Rollins vs Kevin Owens (Universal Championship)
As the great Keith Jackson would say....WHOA NELLY! Seth Rollins who is in the midst of becoming a great babyface and will probably face Triple H at Wrestlemania if things keep up the they currently are going against the best heel in the game and one of my favorites Kevin Owens.
|What a dick.|
Never change K.O.
Well there you go, my predictions which if my track record is any indication most will be wrong. Enjoy the show!