|Sir Franklin of the House Thompson|
|Who sleeps like this?|
|Very different reactions to a torrent of farts.|
But alas the asshole-ish nature of another human may have made him not the right fit at the current moment. I am comforted that he had a good home and saw that not all people are ass clowns. So that’s it. Will I get another dog again? You bet I will. And I will destroy your Twitter, Instagram and Facebook feeds with pictures of him.
Why? I guess you could say I’m just a dog person.