2017 Sit Your Ass Down Grand Champion

Ah 2017, what a year it has been for trash individuals to get called out by yours truly. From Jason Whitlock to Bo Bice, one of my favorite parts of one of the more trash years in recent history has been my monthly ode to someone who should be having all of the seats. And now here we are, the end of the year and someone has to be the recipient of the Golden Lazy Boy.

Our Nominees are:
Jason Whitlock:

Every racist person's black friend has been on a roll this year putting his cape on to save both vaguely racist statements and really racist actions!

Steve Bisciotti

The owner of the Baltimore Ravens for admitting he'd let the opinion of racist fans deter him from signing Colin Kaepernick.

Bill Cosby 

Ol' Uncle pudding pop makes the finals specifically for the biggest jackasses in the world. So he may not have been able to NBC but he got that going for him.

and last but most certainly not least:
Mitch McConnell

Mr. McConnell before his makeup.

This turtle faced bastard is doing his damnedest to undo everything that Obama put into place during his presidency and is gonna drag us down at a faster than Tortoise pace to get this done.

And the winner...your 2017 Sit Your Ass Down Grand Champion is...
BILL COSBY!

Bill get your (allegedly) blind ass up here so you can sit your ass down!

For years he used his position of power to harass, drug and sexually assault women. He did all this while simultaneously excoriating the black community for what he perceived to be the ills of said community. You hypocritical predatory blight on humanity, how dare you lecture anyone on anything besides schilling for Kodak film or slinging pudding pops in these streets. And now whenever someone is accused of sexual misconduct the same dumb ass meme floats around,  "Well when it was Bill Cosby..." First of all let me say this, fuck Bill Cosby. Bill Cosby ain't my daddy and I don't have to give him one iota of respect. He was a great stand up and made a tv show I liked, doesn't give him carte blanche to go out here dropping drugs into women's drinks etc and taking advantage of them.

And saying this was an example of the man trying to bring down a powerful black man....uh no. I'll buy that if you're talking about Colin Kaepernick, Craig Hodges or Mahmoud Abdoul Raouf but this respectability politics hustler? Please do me a favor.

So congratulations on being a completely horrible human being ol' Billy Barbiturates, your prize is hopefully a nice trip to prison and loss of your wealth but I doubt any of that happens.

Alright folks this wraps up a successful year of hating. I look forward to calling out the first jackass of 2018.