June's Sit Your Ass Down Award

The summer months have begun to heat up and so has the asshattery of a few people. This month however there was no competition. People who want to shit on the recent talk of reparations, bring your ass up here and sit your ass down. You about to get this work!

Look at this turtle faced bastard

So earlier this year a bill was introduced into congress which reignited the highly divisive topic of reparations for African Americans. Judging from some of the talks you would think the bill introduced was suggesting every black person gets to go in a white person's house and take a few items of their choosing. Not true, H.R. 40 introduced into congress by Rep. Sheila Lee "establishes the Commission to Study and Develop Reparation Proposals for African-Americans to examine slavery and discrimination in the colonies and the United States from 1619 to the present and recommend appropriate remedies." Yeah that's right, people are losing their shit over a a bill that forms a committee to do research.

Brief tangent here, why is it that when the topic of reparations comes up people expect a fully formed plan of action? There is no working through options, there is no let's hear ideas, it's "well how you gonna pay for it?" Well jackass maybe someone should introduce a bill to do a little research. Jesus Phillipe Christ!

One of my favorite oppositions to the talks of reparations is, well no one alive today was a slave owner and to that I say kiss the most chocolate portion of my taut and firm ass. No shit no one alive today was around but I don't know, maybe the system of trading and breaking up families may have some effects that could take a while to fix. And when you throw on top of that the era of Jim Crow until say....I don't know say 1968 you may have set a group of people back based clearly on their race and that should be rectified. So ignoring the sin of slavery (some of you are good at that) you still have the sin of housing discrimination, educational discrimination, societal discrimination to atone for and there are ways that can be done.

And for Mitch McConnell to fix his non-existent lips to say "We've tried to deal with our original sin of slavery by fighting a civil war, by passing landmark civil rights legislation. We elected an African American president..."

Who's man is this?

1. Slaves fought for their freedom as well, and if we're gonna talk about the Civil War, can we also talk about how for every slave that was freed their "owner" got $300. Yeah, they lost and still got paid.
2. The country passed landmark civil rights legislation this is true, but it doesn't mean shit if you try rolling back a lot of those landmark bills.
3. Electing a black president doesn't count as reparations you Mason Verger stunt double. And implying that it is counts as a wildly insulting and condescending claim.

"We gave you blacks a president, what more do you want?!"

So in summation, Ol' Mitchy can get the hell out of here with that.

And before I go, if the idea of again doing research on reparations is going to push someone to vote for Donald Trump, let me clue you in on a little secret...THEY WERE VOTING FOR HIM ALREADY.  Woo lawd my blood pressure is up. Let me get out of here and think about something more calming. Like the imminent return of Rick and Morty!