Thursday, October 21, 2021

The 75 Greatest NBA Players of All Time Pt. 3

 Oh snap, we are finally here, the top 25 players of all time. Now you may notice an omission or two from my list. Well that would be Karl Malone and John Stockton because I don’t care what the stats say, in this space that absentee assclown and anti-vax assclown gets no love or recognition. Why you may be asking?


On with the show!


25. Isiah Thomas

Years Played: 1981-94

Teams: Detroit Pistons

24. Bob Pettit

Years Played: 1954-65
Teams: Milwaukee/St. Louis Hawks

23. John Havlicek

Years Played: 1962-78
Teams: Boston Celtics

22. Dirk Nowitzki

Years Played: 1998-Current

Teams: Dallas Mavericks

21. Moses Malone

Years Played: 1974-95
Teams: Utah Stars (ABA), Spirits of St. Louis (ABA), Buffalo Braves, Houston Rockets, Philadelphia 76ers, Washington Bullets, Atlanta Hawks, Milwaukee Bucks, San Antonio Spurs


20. Dwyane Wade

Years Played: 2003-2019
Teams: Miami Heat, Chicago Bulls, Cleveland Cavaliers

19.Kevin Garnett

Years Played: 1995-2016
Teams: Minnesota Timberwolves, Boston Celtics, Brooklyn Nets

18. Steph Curry

Years Played: 2009-Current

Teams: Golden State Warriors

17. Charles Barkley

Years Played: 1984-2000
Teams: Philadelphia 76ers, Phoenix Suns, Houston Rockets


16. Oscar Robertson

Years Played: 1960-74
Teams: Cincinnati Royals, Milwaukee Bucks

15. Jerry West

Years Played: 1960-74
Teams: Los Angeles Lakers

14.Kevin Durant

Years Played: 2007-Current
Teams: Seattle SuperSonics, Oklahoma City Thunder, Golden State Warriors, Brooklyn Nets

11. Hakeem Olajuwon


Years Played: 1984-2002
Teams: Houston Rockets, Toronto Raptors

10.  Kobe Bryant

Years Played: 1996-2019
Teams: Los Angeles Lakers

09. Shaquille O'Neal

Years Played: 1992-2011
Teams: Orlando Magic, Los Angeles Lakers, Miami Heat, Phoenix Suns, Cleveland Cavaliers, Boston Celtics

08. Wilt Chamberlain

Years Played: 1959-73
Teams: Philadelphia/San Francisco Warriors, Philadelphia 76ers, Los Angeles Lakers

07. Bill Russell

Years Played: 1956-69
Teams: Boston Celtics

06. Magic Johnson

Years Played: 1979-96
Teams: Los Angeles Lakers


05. Larry Bird

Years Played: 1979-92
Teams: Boston Celtics


04. Tim Duncan

Years Played: 1997-2016
Teams: San Antonio Spurs

03.  Kareem Abdul-Jabbar


Years Played
: 1969-89
Teams: Milwaukee Bucks, Los Angeles Lakers

02.  Lebron James

Years Played: 2003-Present
Teams: Cleveland Cavaliers, Miami Heat, LA Lakers


01.  Michael Jordan

Years Played: 1984-2003

Teams: Chicago Bulls, Washington Wizards


There you have it folks, my 75 greatest players of all time. A list that I am sure once I hit publish I’ll die of embarrassment as I forgot to add someone. Oh well, it’s free content for you jerks. You’re welcome.


Tuesday, October 19, 2021

The 75 Greatest NBA Players of All Time Pt. 2

Part 1 went so well I figured I’d keep it going and get you guys part 2. Enjoy! Because this is free content baby!


49. Rick Barry 

Years Played: 1965-80
Teams: San Francisco/Golden State Warriors, Oakland Oaks (ABA), Washington Capitols (ABA), New York Nets (ABA), Houston Rockets

48. Adrian Dantley 

Years Played: 1976-91
Teams: Buffalo Braves, Indiana Pacers, Los Angeles Lakers, Utah Jazz, Detroit Pistons, Dallas Mavericks, Milwaukee Bucks

47. Wes Unseld 

Years Played: 1968-81
Teams: Baltimore/Capital/Washington Bullets

46.  Ray Allen

Years Played: 1996-2014
Teams: Milwaukee Bucks, Seattle SuperSonics, Boston Celtics, Miami Heat

45.Russell Westbrook

Years Played: 2008-Current

Teams: Seattle Supersonics, Oklahoma City Thunder, Houston Rockets, Washington Wizards, LA Lakers

44. Dominique Wilkins

Years Played: 1982-99

Teams: Atlanta Hawks, Los Angeles Clippers, Boston Celtics, San Antonio Spurs, Orlando Magic

43. George Gervin

Years Played: 1976-86
Teams: Virginia Squires (ABA), San Antonio Spurs (ABA and NBA), Chicago Bulls


42. Steve Nash 

Years Played: 1996-2014
Teams: Phoenix Suns, Dallas Mavericks, Los Angeles Lakers


41. Clyde Drexler

Years Played: 1983-98
Teams: Portland Trail Blazers, Houston Rockets

40.  Gary Payton

Years Played: 1990-2007
Teams: Seattle SuperSonics, Milwaukee Bucks, Los Angeles Lakers, Boston Celtics, Miami Heat

39. Jason Kidd

Years Played: 1994-2013
Teams: Dallas Mavericks, Phoenix Suns, New Jersey Nets, New York Knicks


38. Elvin Hayes

Years Played: 1968-84
Teams: San Diego/Houston Rockets, Baltimore/Capital/Washington Bullets


37. Kawhi Leonard

Years Played: 2011- Present

Teams: San Antonio Spurs, Toronto Raptors, LA Clippers


36. Patrick Ewing

Years Played: 1985-2002
Teams: New York Knicks, Seattle SuperSonics, Orlando Magic


35. Kevin McHale

Years Played: 1980-93
Teams: Boston Celtics

34. James Harden

Years Played: 2009-Present
Teams: Oklahoma City Thunder, Houston Rockets, Brooklyn Nets


33. Giannis Antetokounmpo

Years Played: 2013-Present

Teams: Milwaukee Bucks


32.  Allen Iverson

Years Played: 1996-2010
Teams: Philadelphia 76ers, Denver Nuggets, Detroit Pistons, Memphis Grizzlies


31.  Chris Paul

Years Played: 2005-Current
Teams: New Orleans Hornets, Los Angeles Clippers, Houston Rockets, Oklahoma City Thunder, Phoenix Suns

30.  John Havlicek

Years Played: 1962-78
Teams: Boston Celtics

29. Scottie Pippen

Years Played: 1987-2004
Teams: Chicago Bulls, Houston Rockets, Portland Trail Blazers

28. David Robinson

Years Played: 1989-2003
Teams: San Antonio Spurs

27. Julius Erving

Years Played: 1976-87

Teams: Virginia Squires (ABA), New York Nets (ABA), Philadelphia 76ers

26. Elgin Baylor

Years Played: 1958-72
Teams: Minneapolis/Los Angeles Lakers


There you have part two of my magnum opus complete and my mind is just racing with did I make the right call with some of these. Then I remembered there are no consequences as this is for a free blog so I felt better. Part 3 shall be coming soon my babies.


Monday, October 18, 2021

The 75 Greatest NBA Players of All Time Pt. 1

This is the 75th season of the NBA and your boy had a thought, who are the greatest 75 players in NBA history? Well if you had this thought as well you’re a psychopath. Unlike you who had the thought and let it pass I decided to do one of my famous statistical deep dives and rank these gentlemen because as previously stated I am a psychopath. Enjoy part 1 of this masterpiece.


75. Chris Webber

Years Played: 1993-2008

Teams: Golden State Warriors, Washington Bullets, Sacramento Kings, Philadelphia 76ers, Detroit Pistons


74. Bernard King

Years Played: 1977-93
Teams: New Jersey Nets, Utah Jazz, Golden State Warriors, New York Knicks, Washington Bullets

73. Chris Bosh

Years Played: 2003-2017
Teams: Toronto Raptors, Miami Heat


72. Hal Greer

Years Played: 1958-73
Teams: Syracuse Nationals, Philadelphia 76ers 


71.George Mikan

Years Played: 1948-56
Teams: Minneapolis Lakers

70. Grant Hill

Years Played: 1994-2013

Teams: Detroit Pistons, Orlando Magic, Phoenix Suns, Los Angeles Clippers



69. Shawn Marion

Years Played: 1999-Current
Teams: Phoenix Suns, Miami Heat, Toronto Raptors, Dallas Mavericks, Cleveland Cavaliers



68. Tiny Archibald

Years Played: 1970-84
Teams: Cincinnati Royals, Kansas City Kings, New York Nets, Boston Celtics, Milwaukee Bucks


67. Alex English

Years Played: 1976-91
Teams: Milwaukee Bucks, Indiana Pacers, Denver Nuggets, Dallas Mavericks


66. Carmelo Anthony

Years Played: 2003-Current
Teams: Denver Nuggets, New York Knicks, Houston Rockets, Portland Trail Blazers, Los Angeles Lakers


65. Vince Carter

Years Played: 1998-2020

Teams: Toronto Raptors, New Jersey Nets, Orlando Magic, Phoenix Suns, Dallas Mavericks, Memphis Grizzlies, Sacramento Kings, Atlanta Hawks



64. Dikembe Mutombo

Years Played: 1991-2009
Teams: Denver Nuggets, Atlanta Hawks, Philadelphia 76ers, New Jersey Nets, New York Knicks, Houston Rockets


63. Pau Gasol

Years Played: 2001-2019
Teams: Memphis Grizzlies, Los Angeles Lakers, Chicago Bulls, San Antonio Spurs, Milwaukee Bucks 


62. “Pistol” Pete Maravich

Years Played: 1970-1980

Teams: Atlanta Hawks, New Orleans/Utah Jazz, Boston Celtics


61. Tracy McGrady

Years Played: 1997-2013

Teams: Toronto Raptors, Orlando Magic, Houston Rockets, New York Knicks, Atlanta Hawks, San Antonio Spurs



60. Tony Parker

Years Played: 2001-2019
Teams: San Antonio Spurs, Charlotte Hornets

59. Dave Cowens

Years Played: 1970-83
Teams: Boston Celtics, Milwaukee Bucks


58. Dennis Rodman

Years Played: 1986-2000

Teams: Detroit Pistons, San Antonio Spurs, Chicago Bulls, Los Angeles Lakers, Dallas Mavericks


57. Bob Lanier

Years Played: 1970-84
Teams: Detroit Pistons, Milwaukee Bucks


56. Sidney Moncrief

Years Played: 1979-91
Teams: Milwaukee Bucks, Atlanta Hawks


55. Dwight Howard

Years Played: 2004-Current
Teams: Orlando Magic, Los Angeles Lakers, Houston Rockets, Atlanta Hawks, Charlotte Hornets, Washington Wizards Philadelphia 76ers


54. Jerry Lucas

Years Played: 1963-74
Teams: Cincinnati Royals, San Francisco Warriors, New York Knicks


53. Artis Gilmore

Years Played: 1971-88
Teams: Kentucky Colonels (ABA), Chicago Bulls, San Antonio Spurs, Boston Celtics


52. James Worthy

Years Played: 1982-94
Teams: Los Angeles Lakers


51. Reggie Miller

Years Played: 1987-2005
Teams: Indiana Pacers


50. Damian Lillard

Years Played: 2012-Current

Teams: Portland Trail Blazers


Well there we have it. Part 1 of something that a married man with a child had to do far too much research on, but hey you guys deserve this hotness.