Age 1: Man, I get a pretty good response by chewing on these photo albums…I think I’ll keep doing that.
Age 2: Glue tastes pretty good. Who knew?
Age 3: Chicken nuggets are the height of culinary excellence.
Age 4: I am the baddest man on the planet when it comes to big wheels son.
Age 5: The Smurfs is quite possibly the best TV show of all time.
Age 6: Man that Home Alone kid is the hero we all need.
Age 7: There is no doubt in my mind that I am going to be the guy who replaces Michael Jordan. No doubt.
Age 8: A correction on an earlier realization, pizza rolls are the true height of culinary excellence.
Age 9: My grandmother passed away and I learned that life isn’t fair.
Age 10: Still pretty sure that I am going to be the starting shooting guard for the Bulls.
Age 11: Stripes look amazing on me. Keep it up young man.
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Age 12: The era of Cross Colours will never end!
Age 13: Uh people in Chicago are quite different from people in Mississippi.
Age 14: High school couldn't possibly be that awkward.
Age 13: Uh people in Chicago are quite different from people in Mississippi.
Age 14: High school couldn't possibly be that awkward.
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| Nah...Wasn't awkward at all. |
Age 15: I am noticing this growth spurt isn't really happening; maybe I should not bank on being on the Bulls in three years.
Age 16: I am pretty sure I know everything ever. No need for advice MOM!
Age 17: FUBU. Now that’s something with some staying power!
Age 18: I had a gun pulled on me twice this year and both times by the police. I better keep my head on a swivel.
Age 19: Tequila is not your friend; I repeat tequila is not your friend.
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| "Hey...buddy...tequila is not your friend. Ok? |
Age 20: Man that “In Da Club” by 50 Cent is never gonna get annoying!
Age 21: A 5 am bar is not your friend…
Age 22: The proper thing to yell at someone when trying to riot a World Series victory is not “What you doing? Riot bitch!”
Age 23: I will not get that addicted to Fantasy Football.
Age 24: That extra shot of Jameson is most definitely not your friend.
Age 25: Contrary to 16 year old Brian I do not know everything. In fact I know very little.
Age 26: For my sanity I will not talk politics or baseball with people I do not know or trust.
Age 27: I grew up in a house full of women yet I know more about molecular engineering than I will ever know about women.
Age 28: I may be addicted to fantasy football…
Age 29: Do not make jokes about Scandal…just don’t.
Age 30: My family and friends are the best. So is anyone who has ever taken the time to read this humble little blog.
Well folks a brief and concise rundown of some of the highlights of thirty years of fun on this journey we call life. Come the new year expect more of my amazing* rants and who knows, perhaps even a few surprises.
Age 21: A 5 am bar is not your friend…
Age 22: The proper thing to yell at someone when trying to riot a World Series victory is not “What you doing? Riot bitch!”
Age 23: I will not get that addicted to Fantasy Football.
Age 24: That extra shot of Jameson is most definitely not your friend.
Age 25: Contrary to 16 year old Brian I do not know everything. In fact I know very little.
Age 26: For my sanity I will not talk politics or baseball with people I do not know or trust.
Age 27: I grew up in a house full of women yet I know more about molecular engineering than I will ever know about women.
Age 28: I may be addicted to fantasy football…
Age 29: Do not make jokes about Scandal…just don’t.
Age 30: My family and friends are the best. So is anyone who has ever taken the time to read this humble little blog.
Well folks a brief and concise rundown of some of the highlights of thirty years of fun on this journey we call life. Come the new year expect more of my amazing* rants and who knows, perhaps even a few surprises.
*Opinions may vary.*
