Wednesday, May 27, 2009

I'm back

·It’s absolutely hilarious to me that the Cavs are on the brink of being eliminated by the Magic. I give you my personal guarantee that Lebron won’t catch half the crap Kobe caught for the Lakers losing to the Celtics last year.

·Speaking of the NBA, has anyone seen Dirk Nowitzki’s alleged baby mama?

Damn! You're an NBA All-Star, step your game up Dirk.

·I have heard a lot of talk about whether Mike Vick should be allowed back in the NFL. And yes…he should. Is dogfighting cruel? Yes, nobody is denying that. But the man paid his debt to society, and let’s be real with each other, the NFL has let people come back from worse offenses. Hell, Leonard Little killed a guy and he didn’t even miss the team trip to the strip club. Let’s see, Matt Jones was caught doing lines of coke in his car, and how about Jerramy Stevens getting drunk and driving into a nursing home. He has lost millions of dollars, two seasons of his career, I think that is enough.

·Given the crazy ass dates I have gone on I think this is going to become my new outlook:

·When did Dick Cheney get so talkative? 8 years and I thought all he could say was something along these lines:

Well kids, I am gonna do a little work now. You stay sleazy readers.